toasterstrudel:

  1. Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
  2. Marry them and start a family
  3. Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
  4. Make them strudel with no icing
  5. They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudels even come with icing
  6. Take all six packets for yourself
  7. Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster

sharhk:

did you fall from heaven bc so did satan

ashdeniesreality:

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My roommate doesn’t believe that anyone actually likes this movie! OUTRAGEOUS. Please, please help me prove her wrong!

ticktockdonttouchtheclock:

synnesai:

vejovis:

I’m not going to live forever, you know.

AHH I REALLY LIKE THIS D: <333

Yes.

This pleases me.

departured:

finding songs from your favorite artist that you haven’t heard before

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tennants-hair:

i found myself on omegle

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like are you fucking kidding me there were 44,000 people online but i’m still forever alone

balencia:

king-of-vagabonds:

themastersslashersmile:

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

child-of-the-fandoms:

lumos5001:

2pookyfox666:

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whovians get your ass over here homestruck are beating us

Whovians win

they only win because their timeline is fixated in a complicated way.

Homestuck’s timeline is based off the sessions and time spent on earth/alternia.

let’s look at paradox clones, shall we?

also,

another timeline

As an avid Whovian and Homestuck I can confirm that Homestuck’s timeline is far more complex, but it follows at least 12 different universes and the internal temporal travel between each individual one and the external dimension hopping travel to get from one universe to another.

tl;dr: Homestuck wins the “Most complex time line” award.

sexywiddlebaby:

aries - fucking weeb
taurus - otaku trash
gemini - sleeps w/ at least 2 waifu pillows
cancer - wants to be a mangaka
leo - entry level anime filth
virgo - likes sword art online
libra - owns all of evangelion on dvd
scorpio - subscribed to shonen jump
sagittarius - pocky eater
capricorn - wears neko ears to family events
aquarius - naruto runner
pisces - wapanese

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

planetfuckingjupiter:

new olympic sport: the contestants must sit on their legs until they fall asleep and then run down a flight of stairs

frostmotif:

i realized i hadnt drawn vriska in a while….